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Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Helen Fielding
352pp, Viking, 2000, $24.95

She's back. The neurotic It-Girl who jumped from the pages of a newspaper column to bestsellerdom a couple of years ago. This sequel to the massive mega-hit (soon to be a movie etc) Bridget Jones's Diary has more of the good stuff from the original: the yo-yoing weight statistics; the calories, real and imagined; the insane family; the friends/support group and the fantasizing about - and this time meeting - Colin Firth, he who played Mr. Darcy in the BBC production of Pride and Prejudice.

Not a lot has changed since the first installment. At the end of that she had gained a steady squeeze, the steady, competent Mark Darcy (any similarity in names would be strictly intentional) but the course of true love runs anything but smooth. What could get in the way of such a perfect relationship? A list might begin to illustrate our Bridget's problems:

    • A lithe oriental boy, stark naked, smiling weirdly, and holding out two wooden balls on a string and a baby rabbit
    • Zulu warriors in the rockery
    • A polythene bag of white powder
    • Gary the builder and the hole in the wall
    • Rebecca
    • Princess Diana "patron saint of Singleton women" dies
    • Last but not least, "A live bullet."

Rebecca deserves some special mention, because Fielding has another nice tag for people like her:

Rebecca is not exactly a friend, except that she's always turning up in 192 with me and Jude and Shaz. But the thing about a Rebecca is, she's a jellyfisher. You have a conversation with her that seems all nice and friendly, then you suddenly feel like you've been stung and you don't know where it came from. You'll be talking about jeans and she'll say 'Yes, well if you've got cellulite jodhpurs, you're best in something really well cut like Dolce & Gabbana,' - she herself having thighs like a baby giraffe - then smoothly move on to DKNY chinos as is nothing has happened.

The action is fast if not furious and if some of the jokes are a bit thin by now there's enough humor to keep it going. Fielding is a good writer. Her first novel Cause Celeb is a solid piece of work. In that a Bridget Jones-type late-twenty-something takes off to a relief camp in Africa. It's sharply observed and funny without overstepping the dangerous line into pity and pathos. But Fielding would have had to be crazy not to write a sequel to Bridget Jones's Diary and no matter what she wrote she knew it was going to disappoint some people. I enjoyed it and laughed out loud a few times while reading but it left a bitter aftertaste. After two books the characters all seem to be in exactly the same personal and mental places as the beginning. Their lives have been changed by exterior events but rarely do they seem to make choices themselves. One of her friends does manage to buck everyone else's opinion by marrying a man generally considered poisonous; but by the end even this is agreeable and glorious for all concerned.

It's like popcorn, easy to pick up but harder to put down. It'll be a film, a book and on the front of every magazine. Don't hate her just because she's light and funny and popular.