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The Faery Handbag - Fiction
Kelly Link

"I used to go to thrift stores with my friends. We'd take the train into Boston, and go to The Garment District, which is this huge vintage clothing warehouse. Everything is arranged by color, and somehow that makes all of the clothes beautiful."
 
Carmen Dog - Fiction
Carol Emshwiller

"The beast changes to a woman or the woman changes to a beast," the doctor says. "In her case it is certainly the latter since she has been, on the whole, quite passable as a human being up to the present moment. There may be hundreds of these creatures already among us. No way to tell for sure how many."
 
What's the Story? Reading Anna Kavan's Ice - Nonfiction
L. Timmel Duchamp
Anna Kavan's Ice is a novel of relentless, evanescent beauty that depicts a world in which two explicitly linked forms of violence dominate and inexorably and insanely destroy it.
 
President Opens Third Front - Nonfiction
Leaked White House memo.
 
Sally Harpe
Christopher Rowe
They tell this one in those tobacco towns along the Green River.
 
Home and Security - Nonfiction
Gavin J. Grant
With thousands of like-minded others, I went to the big peace rally in New York City on February 15th, 2003.
 
The End of a Dynasty
Angelica Gorodischer
Translated by Ursula K. Le Guin
The storyteller said: He was a sorrowful prince, young Livna'lams, seven years old and full of sorrow.
 
Trampoline
-- slowy adding a few stories from the massive Trampoline extravaganza.
 
Foreigners
Mark Rich
Release came not as I expected -- burdened with fines, restrictions, armed guard, and list of warnings longer than my conscience.
 
Rossetti Song
Alex Irvine
Some people have always wanted to be president, or a baseball player, or a movie star or business tycoon. Me, I've always wanted to own a bar.
 
Mrs. Jones - Fiction
Carol Emshwiller

Cora is a morning person. Her sister, Janice, hardly feels conscious till late afternoon. Janice nibbles fruit and berries and complains of her stomach. Cora eats potatoes with butter and sour cream. She likes being fat.
 
Other Agents - Fiction
Richard Butner

"1985 sure is dark," Nick said, and another 100 watt bulb popped gently in his hands. "It's a good thing we have these protective gauntlets." Nick waggled his hands and scattered shards of glass on the bedspread.
 
The Army Wants You: Mom! - Nonfiction
Ok, look. What the hell are we going to do? Army -- and let's not talk about Navy or Airforce, or the damn "special" forces -- recruitment is down to god-awful percentages.
 

Vanilla Sky Redux - Nonfiction
Jack Cheng
Vanilla Sky is told from the point of view of David Aames, a good looking (hey, he's Tom Cruise!), millionaire (his father published TV Guide!), playboy (Cameron Diaz swallowed his cum -- that means something!) who is not without his dark moments (his parents killed by a drunk driver!).

 

What's the Story? Reading Carol Emshwiller's "Peninsula" - Nonfiction
L. Timmel Duchamp
The narrator of Emshwiller's "Peninsula" is apparently talking to herself, but these words might also be an admonition as to what reading this story -- and perhaps all of the author's fiction -- necessarily entails.

 

Three stories by Ray Vukcevich:

Whisper
And then she fired her parting shot. "And not only that," she said, as if "that" hadn't been quite enough, "you snore horribly!"

No Comet
Convinced that my slant on Bohr's version of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics was our last hope, I bullied Jane, who didn't want to be married to me anymore, and Sacha into cooperating with a final desperate attempt to save the world.

Mom's Little Friends
Because he wouldn't understand, we left Mom's German shepherd Toby leashed to the big black roll bar in the back of Ada's pickup truck, and because Mom's hands were tied behind her back and because her ankles were lashed together, we had some trouble wrestling her out of the cab and onto the bridge.

 

Perpetual Motion - Fiction
Dora Knez
Malfi arrived in the middle toilet stall of the men's room. The Saurians had chosen it as the best way of concealing him initially, though it was not ideal.

 

Flying Over Water - Fiction
Ellen Klages

Removed at Author's request.

 
The Death Penalty - Nonfiction
Gavin J. Grant
The death penalty is alive and well as Western calendars and Bill Gates' computers nervously approach the year 2000.
 

Factchecking Submissions for volume 2, number 1 - Nonfiction
I. McIttup
Enclosed is a brief summation of major points on the latest batch of submissions to the magazine.

 
Prison! - Nonfiction
House prices far out of reach? Can't afford an apartment? Come to Prison!
 

Male Blonding - Nonfiction
From the Introductory Section:
Male Blonding is a modern movement that, however, has its basis in ancient times.

 

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