Here's something that came in over the ether one fine morning as I strolled through the finely appointed LCRW building. I haven't quite managed to respond to it yet. How would one, really? After all it's not as if I can just fax a reply back to them. I think.

Tau Ceti 4

Editor
Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet
Earth

September 25, 1998

Dear Sir:
I represent a highly respected literary agency based on Tau Ceti 4. We are interested in acquiring a number of literary properties and would appreciate your help in this area. Specifically we would like to begin with the following:

Ursula K. LeGuin
Charles Dickens
Imagination
Iain Banks, with or without the M.
Tam O'Shanter
99% Perspiration
Sir Walter's Cott
Touch Typing
John Wyndham Lewis, one or both of
Rebecca
Terry Tempest Carlos Williams
Alisdair Gray
A bronte
The Drunk Man Who Looked at a Thistle
John Buchan
The World Bank Accounts
The Naturalist School
Talent or Tarzan
An Apple with a Dvorak attached

Please reply with costs including shipping.

Sincerely yours, etc

pod@tauceti.pla